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cawlie:

Texts from my brother.

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theyellovvbrickroad:

a fag walks into a gay bar

everybody is awed by the walking cigarette

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durianseeds:

“I would totally hold his hand. Then his dick. With my mouth.”

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neodad:

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

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iamsuperbat:

offmytitsonhappiness:

Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.

What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

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fuckzach:

its funny because people think im quiet

but im just listening to everyones conversations

and figuring out your weaknesses

and ill use them against you to get further in life

because i hate everyone

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